Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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