as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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