Your tits are I can't wait for
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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