just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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