i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hell yes lets make some ravioli
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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