Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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