How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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