Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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