I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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