I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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