For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
