I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
did you just send me my own nude
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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