I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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