Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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