I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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