i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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