Are we in a gay sports bar?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
