Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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