I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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