You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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