I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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