Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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