he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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