I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I could fuck to npr.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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