You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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