i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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