I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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