Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I skipped work to stalk him.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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