I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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