He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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