So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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