We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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