it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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