I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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