Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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