I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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