Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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