ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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