my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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