no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
