official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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