Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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