The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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