I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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