spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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