she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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