maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
As shirtless as possible
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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