I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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