Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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