Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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