If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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