Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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