Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Need sex. Gaining weight.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
there was a trapeze. enough said
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Randomize
